Life Of Lonifriend

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"
-Ford Prefect


  

Fuck You

I work in a mall store that’s sells t shirts.

Two African-American ladies enter my store. I’m eating at the time and do not greet them immediately (it’s rude to talk with food in your mouth) they are wearing UNC Pembroke and Fayetteville State University shirts. So apparently they’re hot shit cause they went to college. (nose in the air and shit)

They are looking at the Swamp People shirts. I swallow my food and greet them.

"hi ladies how are y—"
(interrupting) “Rj and J-Paul”
“excuse me”
“Rj and J-Paul!”
“I don’t know what that means. I don’t watch that show. Sorry”
(rolls eyes) you don’t have their shirts.

They leave the store and I can see them looking back at me whispering”

Was I Rude or something?

I went to college as well, bitches. Don’t think because I work here that I’m not educated and you have to talk to me in that tone.